Friends

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, lovinspike247! All right, I'm a day late, but I was distracted cleaning and discovering Chuck, which is an awesome show that no one told me to check out sooner SIGH but it's not as bad as I could be! :D? Which actually I'm probably two days late since you live in the not-too-distant future. Ah well. :(

Icons! Of which I made you! Of some awesome ladies. Pink and Lady Gaga and Rihanna and Beyonce! I hope you like them, and I hope your birthday was stellar! Because you are! ♥♥

It's the long-awaited, the much-anticipated, ahhhh it's really here and no one knows what I'm talking about CHRISTMAS POST OF AWESOME! About 30,000 words, 100 icons, and many missed hours of sleep later, I bring presents! I hope you're still feeling jolly flist 'cause we're gonna have a party!

I saved this picture for a MONTH just for this post, I am using it even if my segue for it sucked >:(

( Click me! I have surprises inside! )

Current Music: Almost Easy - A7X

do you know what i am? A LIAR. a wretched, wretched liar.

well. maybe not entirely. i am sort of an accidental liar, which isn't really lying at all, is it (IS IT?). i am just chronically indecisive, i suppose (OR AM I?).

yeah. if that last declaration didn't give you a headache, i applaud you for your stamina. i'm not leaving after all. but i'm manifestly phasing back into livejournal, and that mandates a bit of tidying up. which means: IMPENDING FRIENDS CUT AHOOOOOOY. and there ain't no pussy-footin' around when i cut friends. BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU, AND THAT IS A THREAT. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

...oh ho, had you going, didn't i? yeah. there will be no friends cut. i just wanted to sit back and watch the good ol'-fashioned lj-style shitstorm. ah, it's good to be home.

well. i did delete a few accounts from my flist. but um. i didn't remember adding them to begin with? if you're reading this right now and you think i made a grievous mistake, please chime in and deliver me a harangue about what an idiot i am.

yeah, so. in conclusion: i'm a dunderhead. a dunderhead who is keeping this account--but there may yet be a name change in store, so keep yer eyes out fer that plox.

hmm. so as to allow myself to pretend that there is in fact some substance in this post, i am going to tell you about a website i am currently loving the fuck out of. it is called weheartit.com (or "we hear tit," as i'd originally pronounced it, which i infinitely prefer), and it's a place where you pack-rat all your favorite images. like delicious, but specifically for shiny things. or: like flickr, but for those who prefer plagiarism to industry--erm, i mean collecting to creating. here's muh heart. you should get an account there too, and we could "follow" each other like the stalkers we are.

tonight i realized that collins is my favorite rent character. if i were a facebook quiz, i would think this truth spoke volumes about me. but seriously, folks, why is collins never anyone's favorite? this befuddles me. collins is the man. i want to smash the state with him, and then get wicked drunk and laugh about how totally ridiculous we are.

...yeah, rent. i always listen to rent 'round the holidays. who else here does that? ADMIT IT, GODLESS SODOMITES. or at the very least, admit you're a godless sodomite.

anyway. yeah. merry christmas to all you godless sodomites and to all you christian folk who actually celebrate the holiday. enjoy your eggnog. and i hope the monstrous number of times i've said "yeah" in this entry didn't spoil your holiday cheer.

Current Mood: jolly
Current Music: 2) put your junk in that box