0ox_reb_xo0 ([info]0ox_reb_xo0) wrote,
@ 2005-12-26 23:04:00
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Copying Ellie is Love

0ox_reb_xo0's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 18% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 02:46:31 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 05:18:27 PM		 Alco Money! : $ 226

Guests of Honour

special_rach is a compulsive Agnostic. special_rach drank 16 Absinthes, 2 Pernods, 1 Hot Toddy.
dried_seaweed is a constipated Agnostic and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. dried_seaweed drank 11 Pernods, 2 White Wines, 1 Mescal.
skippy09 is a mean-spirited Fundementalist Christian. skippy09 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
0ox_reb_xo0 is an enthusiastic Agnostic. 0ox_reb_xo0 drank 3 Aligator Bites, 8 Pulques.
cool_rain_kiss is a vivacious Buddhist. cool_rain_kiss drank 5 Ales, 4 Mint Juleps, 1 Vodka.
two_grey_rooms is a damnable Liberal Christian and is dedicated to furthering scientific research into alcohol poisioning. two_grey_rooms drank 1 Stout.
x_____starlight is an erratic Taoist and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. x_____starlight drank 1 Bloody Mary, 1 White Russian, 1 Cognac.

Sick!

Well it must have been a good party! A total of 4 people barfed everywhere including special_rach, dried_seaweed, 0ox_reb_xo0, cool_rain_kiss.

Lovers

There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that special_rach and cool_rain_kiss will be announcing special_rach's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

The Drunkest

special_rach was by far the most pissed by the end of the night and even admitted to being
rather partial to the odd Coldplay track.

Random Events

special_rach threw darts at the neighbours cat.

In what can only be described as a historic revelation, cool_rain_kiss informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix

skippy09 and special_rach thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down 0ox_reb_xo0's
underpants. 0ox_reb_xo0 now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.


Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!


Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!






Your Hero God Loves Coke.


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[info]two_grey_rooms
2005-12-27 04:15 am UTC (link)
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<i.two_grey_rooms is a damnable Liberal Christian and is dedicated to furthering scientific research into alcohol poisioning. two_grey_rooms drank 1 Stout.</I>

AWESOME.

Hahahahahaha. Santa and sodomy do not mix. Who woulda thunk it.

RACH, I'M INVITED TO THE PREGNANCY PARTY, RIGHT? -tear-

<i>skippy09 and special_rach thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down 0ox_reb_xo0's
underpants. 0ox_reb_xo0 now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.</i>

...Wow. Ooooh. DIDYOUNOTCHANGETHEUNDERWEARFORTWODAYS?

...Told you I'd be referencing your fic till the end of time.

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[info]special_rach
2005-12-27 09:36 am UTC (link)
-dies laughing-

Ahem...yes of course, Ellie dear, your invited!

I threw darts at the neighbours cat? Cool. That is something I must do.

x Rach

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[info]two_grey_rooms
2005-12-27 02:08 pm UTC (link)
AWESOME!

-tear-

ZOMGZZZZRACHISGONNAHAVEKITTY'SLOOOOOVECHILD.

Let's not think about how that's possible...unless there is something Kitty isn't telling us. -shifty eyes-

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[info]cool_rain_kiss
2005-12-27 08:54 pm UTC (link)
ZOHMYGOD! I get a love child! Kick-ass!

And, oh yes. I'm as Buddhist as Buddhist can be. Especially Buddhist!Richard Gere. Mmm-hmm.

Santa and sodomy... there's just... I don't... I don't know what to say. Darn that Santa.

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[info]two_grey_rooms
2005-12-31 04:16 pm UTC (link)
...And how did you go about fathering this child, Kitty?

Enquiring minds and all that.

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[info]cool_rain_kiss
2005-12-31 04:48 pm UTC (link)
I can give you a demonstration. Do you want one?

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[info]two_grey_rooms
2005-12-31 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Sure.

No; I'm just...appalled.

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[info]cool_rain_kiss
2005-12-31 05:09 pm UTC (link)
You know you'd love it.

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[info]two_grey_rooms
2005-12-31 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Let's get it onnnnn.

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[info]cool_rain_kiss
2005-12-31 05:38 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, baby, yeah.

Name a time and place.


::sly wink::

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[info]two_grey_rooms
2005-12-31 05:42 pm UTC (link)
On the gas station counterto--

Wait. You wouldn't know about that because you don't come to Elizabeth's Whore House. Which got deleted. AGAIN.

Right here. Right now.

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[info]cool_rain_kiss
2005-12-31 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Fast and furious, eh?

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[info]two_grey_rooms
2005-12-31 05:49 pm UTC (link)
YEAH, BABY!

-dies-

I mean. No. I die too much.

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